{"product_id":"mom-s-last-nerve-candle","title":"Mom’s Last Nerve Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMom’s Last Nerve – Scented Candle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“This candle smells like it’s about to snap.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the mom who’s been holding it together with caffeine, carpool schedules, and sheer willpower—this one’s for you. Light it up when the kids are screaming, the laundry’s overflowing, or someone dares to say “What’s for dinner?” again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoothing scent, sassy message. Because let’s be honest—this is Mom’s last nerve… and it smells amazing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScent: Pink Sugar Crystals, Baccarat Rouge, Japanese Cherry Blossom\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBurn Time: Long enough to hide in the bathroom twice\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMood: 80% chill, 20% “don’t test me”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning: May cause excessive eye-rolling and sudden desire for wine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for: Mother’s Day, birthdays, or just surviving Monday.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmells like: Sanity… barely.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeels like: A hug and a sarcastic eye-roll.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart before Mom’s patience runs out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause we’re on thin wax here.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e#MomLife #LastNerve #LightItBeforeYouLoseIt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable now – limited supply (just like her patience)!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Aromagic Candle Co","offers":[{"title":"Love Spell \/ Pink","offer_id":52340262535461,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Sea Salts \u0026 Orchid \/ Pink","offer_id":52340262568229,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Love Spell \/ Purple","offer_id":52340263059749,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Sea Salts \u0026 Orchid \/ Purple","offer_id":52340263092517,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0931\/0260\/4581\/files\/A59BD6D4-309F-473A-BEFA-7EBB2584FFFB.jpg?v=1778342252","url":"https:\/\/www.aromagiccandle.com\/products\/mom-s-last-nerve-candle","provider":"Aromagic Candle Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}